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This page is all about the norwich fuck ups! We think we are hard because we wear clothes such as leshark, ackwascrotum, stoned ireland and lloyd henry.


We are the Norwich City fuck ups who come from carrot road. We all thinks we is well 'ard, innit, but really we are just a bunch of kids who love to have photos of other team's firms on our website and then say that it is us. We love to think we are ITK, but really we are a bunch of scarfers who love to wear green and yellow wigs, football shirts and blow up condoms, ooops i mean budgies and take them to the football match.
We love delia smith. We've all had a bit of her, and we've all had a bit of our sisters, mothers and all the sheep in the fields around narrrwich
DONT FORET THAT WHEN YOU COME TO NORWICH, VISIT MANY OF THESE PLACES....

(THANKS TO http://mysite.freeserve.com/Norwich_Barclay_Boys/ FOR THESE GREAT PLACES TO GO. THIS GUY WHO CREATED THIS SITE IS OBVIOULSY ITK.)

SHOPS

As you come closer to Carrow Road you pass a new shops area. It has an Argos is helpful for that christmas shopping before the match, JD Sports sells all the latest clothes and is the palce to go for classics and shoes, JJB sports, Boots, Big W and Morrisons. Morrisons is good for getting cheap food and drink before entering the ground!!

SQUARES

This is the "pub club". On a matchday if you are older enough i strongly urge you to go in and have a drink. Its where all the "Barclay Boys" go before the match to have a drink and somtimes a sing song!!! AS said on "www.barclayboys.20.fr.com" its a grat place to have/meet the 3B's!! Booze, Birds, Barclay boys. This is also a nightclub at night!!

HOLLYWOOD BOWL

This is the only decent bowling ally in the city centre. It has 26 lanes that are lit up at night time. The hire of shoes is free so you only pay for the amount of games you want. You can contact them on 01603 631 331. They are open from 6pm till late on week days. On weekends they are open from 10am -late.

I WOULD REALLY RECOMMEND HOLLYWOOD BOWL, AS WHEN IT GETS DARK, THE LIGHTS ON THE LANES ARE REALLY PRETTY. DON'T FORGET THAT YOU CAN CATCH ME AT MORRISONS BEFORE THE GAME, HERE I WILL BE PURCHASINF MY CARTOON OF RIBEENA, MT MILKYBAR, AND 60 PENCE WORTH OF PICK 'N' MIX. MORISSONS IS GREAT FUCKING FUN!!
"EVERYONE LOVES US, BUT NO ONE CARES,
WE ARE NORWICH, SHITTY NORWICH,
WE ARE NORWICH, A BUNCH OF POOFS."



WE NEED TO GET THE FIRM GOING! IF ANYBODY WANTS TO MEET UP, WE SHOULD GO INTO SQUARES BEFORE THE GAME ON SATURDAY, OH SHIT, SORRY, ALL OUR "BOYS" ARE ABOUT 14, SO THEY WONT GET IN. UMM, WE BETTER MAKE THE RENDEZVOUS POINT, THE KIDDIE'S PLAY AREA IN THE CASTLE MALL.

VISIT... HTTP://WWW.ARGOS.COM - THIS IS A SHOP IN NORWICH WHICH WAS RECOMMENDED TO ME BY ONE OF THE BARCLY BENDERS HIMSELF. HE LOVES GOING TO ARGOS TO DO THAT ALL IMPORTANT CHRISTMAS SHOPPING BEFORE THE GAME.

The things we like are...

blueberry
stoned ireland
hotrock port
ackwa-scrotum
paul and dolphin yachting
le shark
morrisons
argos
boots
jd sports - our favourite shop
jjb - a close second favourite.
going to hollywood bowl on friday nights.
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we all really dislike ipswich town. but we are just jealous of them really. they are actually the best football team in the country, and even andy marshall is a legend down here at norwich.


according to my informer... Some geezer infront of him (abit to his right) has knitted himself a BLUE SCUM wolly hat!! Its well funny!! he must be the funniest man on the planet. he make me laugh so much, sometimes, i just want to poke my prick into his arse. It has thin green and yellow strips all the way around it and have a gap in the middle with BLUE SCUM in blue knitted on it, it also has a bobble on the top!! Whoever you are that hat is different class!! I really want my bobble at as well, but he says that he took 4 days making that one, and he is not going to ake another. damn, i really liked him too. shame he made me lick his balls!


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This is delia.

She is actually my mum, but then she's also my auntie and my sister at the same time. We like to keep it in the family at norwich, you see.
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